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Nursey...why did you leave your comment for so lat...

2008-01-30T19:40:00.000-08:00

Nursey...why did you leave your comment for so late? That would have gotten an honorable mention just for the honey part!

My mom always used to say :

Pig Shit and Ho...

2008-01-30T16:23:00.000-08:00

My mom always used to say :

Pig Shit and Honey

Where it came from I have no idea, but it made us go away and be quiet.. scared probably one day that she wouldn't be teasing!.. The look on my kids' faces was priceless when she tried it on them for the first time.

most common answers here are:

1. A glass o...

2008-01-29T07:48:00.000-08:00

most common answers here are:

1. A glass of water and a look around

2. Pickled Snakes Hips

LOVE the starbucks baristas with the thong. OMG th...

2008-01-28T20:49:00.000-08:00

LOVE the starbucks baristas with the thong. OMG they must have thought you were so cool and totally NUTS at the same time.

I don't want the thong back, but I can't resist adding my two cents:

KIDS: What's for dinner?
ME: Shit. I knew I was forgetting something.

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Kids: Hey Mom, what's for dinner?

Me: What...

2008-01-28T18:49:00.000-08:00

Kids: Hey Mom, what's for dinner?

Me: What makes you think Mom's in charge of dinner? Do I look like I went to college, then worked my butt off for 20 years for a despotic boss, then slaved for three more years to get a master's degree so that I could be in charge of dinner? Did I raise you to swallow ever gender stereotype perpetuated by a patriarchal society? Do you think . . .

Kids: Nevermind.

Sorry. Existential rant. I do that sometimes.

Q"Hey Mom....what's for dinner?"
A"Whatever is ...

2008-01-28T16:24:00.000-08:00

Q"Hey Mom....what's for dinner?"
A"Whatever is marked January in the refrigerator...and take that thong back to ECM....it's not a slingshot."

Hi,

I have a couple for my kids.
1. Food...

2008-01-28T15:14:00.000-08:00

Hi,

I have a couple for my kids.
1. Food. Kids-What kind of food?
Cooked Food. Kids-What kind of cooked food? Alphonse.
2.Children, roasted with garlic. [You can never have too much Garlic. (I married a Greek)]
3. Skata mi fleedes. (Phoenetic Greek spelling) Translation: SH$$ with Fleas.

"Hey Mom! What's for Dinner?"

ECM: Whatever...

2008-01-28T12:08:00.000-08:00

"Hey Mom! What's for Dinner?"

ECM: Whatever you are cooking!

I tell my daughter the same thing each time, but s...

2008-01-28T10:42:00.000-08:00

I tell my daughter the same thing each time, but she always asks...

My response: Beet Chutney with pine nuts.

"You. I've decided to give cannibalism a try. Who ...

2008-01-28T09:26:00.000-08:00

"You. I've decided to give cannibalism a try. Who wants to be the appetizer?"

Kids: "Hey Mom! What's for Dinner?"

ECM: "P...

2008-01-28T08:11:00.000-08:00

Kids: "Hey Mom! What's for Dinner?"

ECM: "Poop on a platter" (As my husband likes to tell the kids everytime they ask the dreaded question.)

Comments on evil chef mom: Contest! It's The Traveling Starbucks Thong!

Nursey...why did you leave your comment for so lat...

My mom always used to say :Pig Shit and Ho...

most common answers here are:1. A glass o...

LOVE the starbucks baristas with the thong. OMG th...

Kids: Hey Mom, what's for dinner?Me: What...

Q"Hey Mom....what's for dinner?"A"Whatever is ...

Hi,I have a couple for my kids.1. Food...

"Hey Mom! What's for Dinner?"ECM: Whatever...