8/3/09

sucker punch and run



I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. ~Jennifer Yane

It's been a roller coaster ride of emotions (great, not so great, and even surreal) the last 10 or so days at the ECM household. So much so, it has left me drained and for once wordless. If I even try to write everything to give it some narrative, it sounds trite and insignificant which is what I should do to make it loosen the grip that it has on me. But instead I walk around letting all this stress envelope me in a shroud of panic, nervousness, fear, and worst of all... helplessness. Not a great state of mind, to say the least.

If you see a lady walking around claiming to be Krysta Guerrero, she'll show you a California Drivers License and a Social Security card, please exclaim loudly, "I know Krysta Guerrero, and you Ma'am are not her!" then sucker punch her and take her 5 iPhones and whatever else she has bought in my name and run like hell. I will be eternally grateful.

P.S. You know what the kicker is about this whole thing? Her phone plan is a shit load better than the one I currently have with the same provider!!! WTH?

A surreal P.P.S. My neighbor asked me if I knew that I looked like Sarah Palin. I told him that before I moved the sous chefs and I were going to egg/tp his house for asking me that.



15 comments:

Kristin @ Going Country said...

If I see a woman claiming to be you, I'll demand that she explain to me how to make perfect french fries as a way of I.D.ing her. It would probably be more effective than asking for a manufactured license.

All levity aside, however, that sucks. Sorry.

Jennifer said...

I've been wondering...

I'm sending positive vibes your way. Hoping things start to swing in a positive direction for you and your family.

SaintTigerlily said...

That makes me angry. I know it probably makes you angry too, but I thought you should know: I am also angered by this.

I've been getting calls for the past year or so on the cell phone number I've had for 7 years regarding some overdue bills for a woman (other than me) who has, evidently, pissed off a lot of people - and somehow my phone number got involved. I am completely freaked out by it and nothing has even HAPPENED to me. This sucks amazingly. Why can't everyone just behave themselves?

Amy said...

My mother, oh wise one she is, would say, "work on the things you can control, ignore the things you can't, and...just breathe."

Of course, I'm still a stress ball at (nearly) 40. I don't meditate like she does.

Hang in there, Krysta.

ntsc said...

This would cause stress, yes.

You don't look like Sarah Palin, Tina Fey yes, Sarah no.

TKW said...

This has got to be extremely stressful! I hope you get things ironed out soon.

Cali said...

oh honey, i'd been doing the same thing for like the past month. has it been a permanent full moon or something??

noble pig said...

Did you find this crap out while your mortgage company ran a credit report? Becuase that is about the worst time this kind of stuff can come down.

Phoo-D said...

Oh that is so rotten! I'm sorry to hear that and hope you make it jumping through the million hoops that such a thing leads to.

Sam said...

I had the privilege of front row (or front pool) seats when the Sara Palin comment was made and I thought briefly of grabbing ECM's ankles, pulling her in the pool with me and screaming "Run for your life...I'll hold her down so you can get a head start...you idiot." Don't get me wrong..I dearly love ECM and the Sara Palin comment maker and I'm sure he meant it as a compliment. But after the day she had endured I believe he was the one who sucker punched and ran. Still stings eh?

jennyonthespot said...

I will cut her. ;) Not Sara P, but your imposter!

Lisa@The Cutting Edge of Ordinary said...

Aww sorry for any crappy shit that's happening, but keep reminding yourself it won't last forever. I think you need a special treat.

Melissa said...

You know... continuing when you said this to me Friday... it does sound trite and insignificant, as all our problems tend to when we speak them aloud. That phenomenon always brought me to two conclusions: 1) everyone's own problems really are unique and special and are difficult to that person in their own way and so must be dealt with... and 2) your problems really aren't as bad as you think they are when you let them simply marinate in your own stupid brain.

And with that, I leave you with a hug and hope for a better week, and a swift kick in the shins to your soon-to-be-ex-neighbor.

auntjone said...

sucker punch? she needs bitch-slapped. identity theft is reprehensible, childish and LAZY if you really think about it. instead of earning their own living and building their own lives they steal someone else's. WTF?

hang in there. sending positive vibes your way.

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