2/5/09

conversations in the car

"You know all men should have to bleed out of their penis for a week." He tells her trying to get some good husband points and trying hard to show that her that her sympathizes with her struggle.

"You know if men had to bleed out of their penis for a week two things would happen... one, nothing would get done for a week 'cause you would all whine and freak the f*%k out and two, there would be a medicine created so quickly, like within a year, that would stop it from happening. Guys have penis problems and the world stops but if a woman has a low sex drive or what have you... it's okay, it's only a woman. The world revolves around the penis and it sucks. You have to admit I'm right, you have ED meds and enhancement meds and we get "Have a happy period" and new and improved feminine hygiene products. "

"You really wish that sometimes you were born a man."

"On days like today, yes, yes I do.

12 comments:

tamilyn said...

Ya gotta give him props for trying at least. But hell yeah, they would have a cure so fast they probably wouldn't even have time to get cramps, puffy or bitchy. Justifiable homicide anyone?

asthmagirl said...

I have to agree with you ECM... I've said those same things to my Old Goat. If it was a guy thing, they'd have a little blue pill on the market pronto that would fix everything up. With women, they put wings on the damn pads and call it good.

Wow... did that just come out of me? Must be time to put my crab butt to bed.

Later...

Mila said...

Hahahah that's hilarious! I could not agree with you more...how about this one:
Insurance covers Viagra 100%...
Women's Birth Control is covered partially by some insurances...so what do you get? A bunch of horny old men running around imprenating women!

Cheryl said...

LOL< ya got that sista. Get a hysterectomy, solved all my problems in one surgery!

Kristin said...

Why do they even bother opening their mouths on this subject? When will they learn that silence is golden, and silence PLUS chocolate is platinum?

Cali said...

AMEN sister!

phillygirl64 said...

I have often said that if any other part of my body would be bleeding like that, I'd be rushed to the ER...GAH!

Hailey said...

Thank you for that laugh!

jennyonthespot said...

AND it takes the no time to get ready! They have no idea how fortunate they are. Pffft.

Amanda said...

Awesome! I'll be featuring this post on Sunday Shout Outs on Jayhawk Girl's Kitchen this weekend. Hope you have a great holiday!

~Amanda
http://jayhawkgirlskitchen.blogspot.com

Abigail (aka Mamatouille) said...

Case in point: Over here in Japan it took DECADES for parliament to legalize the pill and Viagra shot up to legalized fame in no time flat. True story. (Parliament's mostly male, if you hadn't guessed already.)

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