"Krysta can't come to the computer right now, so we thought we'd take her place for a few minutes. But before we get to far ahead, let me introduce ourselves. Hello, Internet! I'm Nancy and to your right is Bob. We are Rich's parents. Apparently, Krysta is busy taking care of our 50th wedding anniversary present. Bob, did you know our son has asked our daughter-in-law to compress our fifty years of marriage into pictures?"
"Seriously Bob. He asked her to take two big Rubbermaid totes full of photos plus those 15 photo albums we have and pick out the best photos and scan them into the computer, clean them up, put them to music and download them into a digital frame?"
"So? What's the big deal?"
"The big deal is she wants it to be perfect and she wants to please us and our son. Plus we aren't the worlds best photographers either."
"I'm a great photographer."
"No, Bob, you are not. She asked for drugs on the Internet because she's not sure if she can do this massive project."
"Well, at least act surprised when we get our gift tomorrow."
"grunt. What are even doing here?"
"We are going to announce the winners of Krysta's cinnamon giveaway."
"Who cares? She's a strange one. Can't these people buy cinnamon at the store?"
"Yes, Bob, they could but apparently this is cinnamon from Vietnam."
"Who really gives a shit?"
"All these people who read her blog."
"What's a blog? You know what, don't answer that.They are all a bunch of weirdos. Can we hurry this up? I want to go home."
"Without further ado... the winners are Jude #29 and Grace #36! From what Krysta tells me Grace is quite the cinnamon aficionado and she cannot wait to see what Grace comes up with. Please email Krysta at evilchefmom [@] aol [dot] com with your name and address so she can mail these off on Monday. She says you probably want this before Christmas."
"Nancy, can we go now? This is all very strange."
"Everybody have a nice weekend and it was nice meeting all of you."
Posted by krysta at 7:31 PM