12/5/08

Bob & Nancy Announce the Winners!



"Krysta can't come to the computer right now, so we thought we'd take her place for a few minutes. But before we get to far ahead, let me introduce ourselves. Hello, Internet! I'm Nancy and to your right is Bob. We are Rich's parents. Apparently, Krysta is busy taking care of our 50th wedding anniversary present. Bob, did you know our son has asked our daughter-in-law to compress our fifty years of marriage into pictures?"

"grunt"

"Seriously Bob. He asked her to take two big Rubbermaid totes full of photos plus those 15 photo albums we have and pick out the best photos and scan them into the computer, clean them up, put them to music and download them into a digital frame?"

"So? What's the big deal?"

"The big deal is she wants it to be perfect and she wants to please us and our son. Plus we aren't the worlds best photographers either."

"I'm a great photographer."

"No, Bob, you are not. She asked for drugs on the Internet because she's not sure if she can do this massive project."

"grunt. Figures."

"Well, at least act surprised when we get our gift tomorrow."

"grunt. What are even doing here?"

"We are going to announce the winners of Krysta's cinnamon giveaway."

"Who cares? She's a strange one. Can't these people buy cinnamon at the store?"

"Yes, Bob, they could but apparently this is cinnamon from Vietnam."

"Who really gives a shit?"

"All these people who read her blog."

"What's a blog? You know what, don't answer that.They are all a bunch of weirdos. Can we hurry this up? I want to go home."



"Without further ado... the winners are Jude #29 and Grace #36! From what Krysta tells me Grace is quite the cinnamon aficionado and she cannot wait to see what Grace comes up with. Please email Krysta at evilchefmom [@] aol [dot] com with your name and address so she can mail these off on Monday. She says you probably want this before Christmas."

"Nancy, can we go now? This is all very strange."

"Everybody have a nice weekend and it was nice meeting all of you."

13 comments:

Caroline said...

Ha! loved this post... Congrats to Jude and Grace. But I am kinda pissed I didn't win.

Music Food and Love said...

Ahahahahaha! Priceless post!
Nice to meet you Bob and Nancy!
And congrats to the winner.

Cheryl said...

I have confidence you can doooo it!

melissa said...

Hooray for the winners!

And K? That is totally the best gift idea ever ever. Good on you guys. It's going to be just awesome, I have noooo doubt.

white on rice couple said...

That's a great and priceless gift. They will LOVE it!

And congrats to Jude and Grace.....yeah!!!!!!!!

Passionate About Baking said...

Oooh congrats to the lucky ones...I'M SO ENVIOUS!! Hilarious post!!

KitchenKiki said...

Congrats to Jude & Grace.

Nancy & Bob, congratulation to you as well. I hope you appreciate all the work that Krysta is putting into this. Maybe she'll help me sort through my Italy pictures next...

TexasDeb said...

Nancy and Bob? Get the Vaseline out! Once this present is revealed in front of guests/family alike, your fake smiles due to pretending to suddenly like your talented d-in-law will have your teeth dried out in a hurry!

Congrats to the spice winners and K - you get all sorts of stars in your crown for this but hey! Is your hub going to make a huge present for You now?

Turnabout is fair play.

Snooty Primadona said...

Nancy, you & I live in similar worlds. My sympathies...

Congratulations to the winners!

luv 2 cook said...

OMG you stole my parents!!! I started a "family" blog and my mother said "thank goodness, now that is interesting. who on earth cares what you cook?" I just smiled and said I am glad you like the new one mom. I love the present you are working on. I know they will love it and even if they don't you got Brownie Points from the hubby. :)

Grace said...

too cute, krysta. i was thinking as i was reading that the only way this post could've been better is if i had won, and what do ya know? i did. thanks so much. :)

giz said...

What a fun post. I sure hope they keep it a secret and are surprised on their anniversary!!!!! ;)

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