I have been sick and in jury duty for the last couple days so... this is as good as it gets.
Here's the deal with jury duty... look there are only two things you have to do for your country. Pay your taxes and serve jury duty. You aren't required to serve in the military. You can speak badly about your country and it's leaders, if you choose to. Hell, you can even burn our flag if you want. Our country only asks that you pay taxes and serve on a jury when called to. Don't complain, shut up, suck it up and do it with a smile. It's really a small price to pay for living here.
*you can even be a sweet transsexual transvestite!