'Allo! I am Will's arch nemesis hand puppet The Spy, Pierre. I am the creation of Will'z mom Kreeesta. Today is Will's birthday and he wanted very badly a sock puppet. This is a very strange family. Let me look in Will'z dossier and give you a few facts.
He has turned 12 today.
He zinks he was adopted by thees family and vas dropped off on the earth by aliens.
He vants a kilt. [hmmm... I am not sure what to think when a 12 year old boy vants a kilt]
He is a pretty easy going kid, not much of a show off but veeery loud... vill never have de ninja skills because you can hear him coming from miles away but he makes up for zat by being...very smart, wily, and full of mischief [he vill prove to be an worthy adversary.]
Theees little whippersnapper? Nah, he's too cute... not a lethal killing machine.