He met Marmalade down in Old New Orleans
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said 'Hello, hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?
Lady Marmalade, Labelle
Seriously, I'm surprised no one has gone this route yet. Or is it too common? Anyways, Lady Marmalade is the perfect ho name. It has a food reference and everyone including my kids know what this song is about. Yes, I am a bad mother but when they ask questions it's easier to tell the truth than to lie. I'm a horrible liar.
If I go by the rules my name is Christina Shane. Which soooo reminds me of a 70's porn star.
This is what I picture me to be. A young Jacqueline Smith. Come on Christina Shane? I have to have long brown feathered hair. Kind of the girl next door. You know the girl who is washing the car and the hose gets her wet, then the next door neighbor is over and...
cue the cheesy bow chicka wah wah music.