7/22/08

Send Out An ABP!

Missing: One Global Utility Knife

Last seen: July 19th, 2008 approximately at 7:00 pm


Owner is distraught. Matter of fact, she spent 6 hours cleaning her kitchen from top to bottom to find said knife, before calling the SKPD (Stockton Kitchen Police Department) Owner says it might have ran away with the cow, spoon, and her wedding ring. Owner is paranoid, might be on drugs. She claims little things are always missing, never to be found again, briefly mentioned about she thinks the house might be haunted or she lives in a Bermuda-like triangle. When Owner calms down, we will conduct a full search of home and surrounding areas with the help of her husband, who seems to think some little sous chefs might have thrown it away on accident. We haven't ruled out the sous chefs as suspects. When we know more we will hold another press conference.

16 comments:

noble pig said...

Oh that is such a bummer.

I have thrown away so many things accidentally like that. And yes have gone throught the trash!

I hope you find it.

philly said...

I'm still look for one of my cutco knives, been missing for over a month

#1

Kristin said...

Aw crap. We've lost three--that's right THREE--paring knives in the last 6 months or so. But I know where they've gone. Out the door with my husband to cut the twine off of hay bales, never to be seen again. He is banned from the kitchen. And I don't want to hear any bitching from him, either, when I buy a really nice paring knife for myself and screech like a harpy when he gets near it.

Rebecca (Foodie With Family) said...

Way back in the day my father-in-law started to prepare dinner and couldn't find his then-really-nice Chicago Cutlery chef's knife. He went to the fridge to find an ingredient and saw a neatly cut cherry-tree limb laden with cherries stuffed into the fridge. From the base of the stairs he called to his son [my husband], "Where's my knife, son?" My husband ran down the stairs, out the door, down the hill, retrieved the knife from the cherry tree, ran back up and handed it to his father.

Got any cherry trees and fruit loving children?

Clumbsy Cookie said...

Ops! Was that yours?...
Just kidding!... I hope you find it soon, I lost one last year and I'm still waiting for it to come back :( I feel your pain!

Mental P Mama said...

I hate it when that happens.

Cheryl said...

OH MY GOD! I would be having a cow too, my knives are my babies! I hope you find it soon! Put out an APB!

mindy said...

Hah! Hope you find it. I only aspire to be mad when my knives go missing.

At this point, it would be a blessing to have a good excuse to get something with some modicum of utility--something with more precision than an old butter knife!

Mary Beth said...

Better start looking for Brownies - aren't they the ones that take shiny object? Either that or start firing sous chefs!

Hope your knife comes home safely.

melissa said...

Oh yeah, the trash thing is likely. Sorry K, that sucks.

sista #2 said...

Good luck on that there search. lease send out a press release over the AP ASAP

peace
#2

Mayberry Magpie said...

We once lost two-thirds of an entire set of silverware when Parker was two until we learned he was throwing it all away.

[eatingclub] vancouver || js said...

I can't find our paring knife right now. Can you issue a joint APB? I'm sure those evil socks got to these knives and hatched their escape plan.

katie said...

It hasn't shown up at my house yet... unfortunately...

Judy @ No Fear Entertaining said...

I don't have it but have you seen my small forks and spoons????

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