Missing: One Global Utility Knife
Last seen: July 19th, 2008 approximately at 7:00 pm
Owner is distraught. Matter of fact, she spent 6 hours cleaning her kitchen from top to bottom to find said knife, before calling the SKPD (Stockton Kitchen Police Department) Owner says it might have ran away with the cow, spoon, and her wedding ring. Owner is paranoid, might be on drugs. She claims little things are always missing, never to be found again, briefly mentioned about she thinks the house might be haunted or she lives in a Bermuda-like triangle. When Owner calms down, we will conduct a full search of home and surrounding areas with the help of her husband, who seems to think some little sous chefs might have thrown it away on accident. We haven't ruled out the sous chefs as suspects. When we know more we will hold another press conference.