7/12/08

I Owe Someone My First Kaboobie!!



Alternate Title: I'm Such A Dude!

Well, White On Rice and I were emailing back and forth and they said something along the lines of "Hey dumb ass, try opening up your aperture. Sometimes your photos are a little dark." I was like, 'Aperture? That sounds like dirty talk.' Hmm...I should get my mind out of the gutter and open up that users manual that's been sitting around gathering cobwebs. Maybe, just maybe, I should open it up and read it. But I was all... dude like I don neeed no stinkin' users manual. Figures. I learned soooooo much stuff today. Apertures, shutter priority, exposure compensation. Wow, today I became edumacated. So, I now owe Todd and Diane one of my kids. Say goodbye kiddos!


Tonight's puppet master dinner was Drew's. You voted for kaboobies! Yes, I'm ten years old but admit it, kaboobies are much more fun to say than kabobs. Kaboobies, kaboobies, kaboobies. From now on when you have kabobs you'll think of kaboobies. This dinner was suggested by Meg from Becoming A Non Smoker but since she didn't email me a recipe, I just have some pictures and some random thoughts....

Kaboobies remind me of summer.

Speaking of boobies, Pamela Anderson is all for PETA and would rather go naked than wear fur. You would think that she would be all for the environment right? But you know what? She is definitely not biodegradable, if you catch my drift. How is that helping our planet when you last just as long as a plastic grocery bag? Not ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

I think it should be mandatory that all sports stars should have to take public speaking classes in college before going on to the pros.

...the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism, is loyalty to the Nation ALL the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

Patriotism is usually the refuge of the scoundrel. He is the man who talks the loudest.

Mark Twain

You've got to wonder what Mark Twain would have to say about the last 8 years.


Why is it when women flash their kaboobies they have to scream while doing it? It's one of those why are we on this earth questions. Any theories?

13 comments:

noble pig said...

I'm laughing so hard at Pam Anderson not being biodegradable I can't go on here...I can't...love it.

ntsc said...

If you widen your apeture you lose depth of focus. You might want to decouple the apeture from the shutter speed and shoot one speed slower instead.

Women don't always scream when flashing their kaboobies, see the Yummy Mummy on this.

KitchenKiki said...

I don't scream every time I flash my kaboobies. Only when I'm trying to get Hubby-Poo to look up from his computer. Sometimes I do it quietly, just to see if he will notice then chastise him when he doesn't.
When I was a very young exhibitionist, I would be as sneaky as possible about flashing them. I didn't want my mom to make me put on my shirt when the boys next door didn't have to wear theirs.

Grace said...

how the heck did we get from kabobs to professional athletes? :)
i think your kaboobies look terrific, and they contain some of my favorite eats. never stop learning!

Mary Beth said...

Laughing at the thought of future archeologists digging up graves and finding dirt and implants. "Oops! Found Pamela's grave:)"

Did you see Bedazzled with Brendan Frasier? When he's the athlete that has to give 110% all the time? Very true to life, unfortunately. I know some athletes in NY have PR people who just cringe every time they open their mouths.

Kelly said...

omg kaboobies...that is way more fun...hahah my hubby will like that one..food looks fab as always..

Not Afraid to Use It said...

I am sure Ms. Anderson's non-biodegradable parts will be on display in some cult-like Baywatch museum, so we may not have to worry about that.

As for the athletes and public speaking? Preach on, Sista Chef.

And the quote by Mark Twain is just brilliant. What would he think of the past 8 years? Having you heard the swishing noise of him spinning around in his grave?

White On Rice Couple said...

Damn those kebabs look awesome!!

And...*cough*cough*...we didn't exactly say it in that context with "dumb ass".

But since you mentioned it, we'd love to say that right now to you...

Hey you dumb ass! Open up your A.P.E.R.A.T.U.R.E!! Read your manual! Don't be a "Todd" and get lost for a hour just to get to a destination! :)

Krysta said...

*wor... getting lost is half the fun!

Snooty Primadona said...

One of my very favorite meals!

About the screaming kaboobies... I can only guess that it's a temporary insanity, lol.

MrOrph said...

I think I'm confused. Kaboobies are on a stick?

jodycakes said...

Yeah...first one to take elocution classes would be David Beckham.

Great post...and most excellent blog...

can't wait to join in the potato HO down next month...

jodycakes from wheresmydamnanswer.com

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