Anybody who has a food blog or likes to eat for that matter has a problem. Food can make you, well, a little chubby, if you're not careful. Some food lovers go to extreme lengths to stay pretty or sexy or to stay a skinny bitch. Mental P Mama is upping her water content and exercising and stay away from her !gasp!, cocktail corner! Kim's (Yummy Mummy) hubby is on some weird fake ass tortilla and tofu diet. I still can't wrap my head around it, it has to do with people who like potatoes are puffy?! Potato Ho's, we need to unite our puffy selves and stage an intervention! How dare he call US puffy! Claudia (Cook Eat FRET) traveled from Tennessee to LaLa Land to do some serious detox, like raw food type detox. It makes my head hurt to even think about it. I would be a bitch on wheels were my exact words in her comment section. She told me (later, off line) it's that she wants to, wait for it.....
"MAINTAIN A DEGREE OF FUCKABILITY!"
Ladies, isn't that what we all want? Admit it. It's not that you want to lose that extra 15 pounds, it's that you want to maintain a degree of fuckability. My new mantra in life...MADOF.
Then I went to make some rocky road ice cream because even though I don't really care for ice cream, this is Rich's favorite and even if I was 1023 pounds, smelled like sweaty monkey balls, and had a hairy nipples, if I served this naked, I would maintain a degree of fuckability. (Kids... if you are reading this. Well, you won't be anymore because your retinas should have been scalded for life after reading this.)
Eight little ingredients for MADOF!
Rocky Road Ice Cream:
1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder ( I used Ghirardelli)
1 cup of sugar
2 cups milk
1 teaspoon of vanilla extract
1/8 teaspoon salt
2 cups whipping cream
1 ounce semi sweet chocolate, coarsely grated
2 cups miniature marshmallows
1/2 chopped almonds, pecans, or walnuts
In a large saucepan, mix cocoa powder and sugar. Gradually stir in milk. Stir over low heat until sugar and cocoa dissolve. Stir in vanilla, salt, and whipping cream. Chill. Stir in grated chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts into liquid mixture. Freeze in ice cream maker according to manufacturer's directions. Makes 2 quarts.
*Tasting notes: This was a hit! But really what ice cream isn't, except for beet ice cream. Cough, cough.
"This is the best ice cream you have ever made." one critic said.
I wouldn't know because I was busy... wink, wink.
Random Fact of The Day: Did you know June 2nd is National Rocky Road Day?
Kim, remember that David is doing this weird ass diet for you, so you will desire him and procreate if that little sous chef of yours gets off your hairy nipple!