evil chef mom: That Lady Over There Is Trying To Kill Me!

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hi, i'm krysta and welcome to my blog... evil chef mom. if you want to know how i came up with such a ridiculous name for a blog click here. anyways... this is a sometimes blog. sometimes it's about food, sometimes it's about crazy ludicrous things that seem to only happen to me, sometimes it's about family. i post about whatever pops into my addled wacked out adhd brain [oh hey! look it's a squirrel!]. if you want to join the crazy train... hop aboard and keep reading. don't say i never warned you!

5/10/08

That Lady Over There Is Trying To Kill Me!

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I swear that woman who just walked in she's trying to kill me. No, I'm not paranoid. As far as I know there's no one smoking that kind of stuff. Anyways, that lady over there her name is Heaven. She lies, she's the devil in disguise (sing-a-long, we've all drank enough today). Heaven has encouraged me to make bread and now she brings these beauties in. My God Lady, how much fatter can you make me?!!!