I haven't seen my little friends for over a year and a half. Now that they have been here for three days I wish they would leave already. They are helpful and all but I still resent them being here. Oops, I've been rude and forgotten my manners. Let me introduce you...
Up top, you have Vicky... Vicky is, well, off putting. Not many people understand her. She's a take charge kind of gal. Strong, bold, the General Patton of the bunch. Loud and obnoxious but she tends to clear the way for you. I'm glad to have her as a friend. She 'announces my presence with authority.' If you guys know what movie that quotes is from without IMDBing it. I'll give you a prize, seriously. And it's not South Park.
On the right, you have Vicky's brother. Vick, otherwise known as NyQuil. I don't like NyQuil, he tastes awful and he's a liar. If you ever hear him talk about sleeping like a baby or sleep so you can rest medicine, he is straight up lying. All he does is gives me nightmares.
On top of NyQuil is ShotGlass. She's a no nonsense type gal, short and to the point. S.G. normally hangs with a tough crowd, some Russian gangster dude named Smirnoff and a guy called Señor Patron. She is attracted to bad guys. When you see her appear at parties you know some serious shit is about to go down.
Then, there is Northern. He is the step-brother of Kleenex and Puff. While I like Kleenex and Puff, they are a tad bit sheltered and spoiled. They live in a box only wanting to come out when someone is running away. Now Northern, on the other hand, will do anything. He cleans up the shit without complaining. Strong and silent, that's the man for me.
Then there's Book. Silent and comforting, a true friend. Problem is, in my drug induced haze I didn't understand a word she said.
Posted by krysta at 12:00 PM