4/6/08

Say Hello To My Little Friend(s)!


I haven't seen my little friends for over a year and a half. Now that they have been here for three days I wish they would leave already. They are helpful and all but I still resent them being here. Oops, I've been rude and forgotten my manners. Let me introduce you...

Up top, you have Vicky... Vicky is, well, off putting. Not many people understand her. She's a take charge kind of gal. Strong, bold, the General Patton of the bunch. Loud and obnoxious but she tends to clear the way for you. I'm glad to have her as a friend. She 'announces my presence with authority.' If you guys know what movie that quotes is from without IMDBing it. I'll give you a prize, seriously. And it's not South Park.

On the right, you have Vicky's brother. Vick, otherwise known as NyQuil. I don't like NyQuil, he tastes awful and he's a liar. If you ever hear him talk about sleeping like a baby or sleep so you can rest medicine, he is straight up lying. All he does is gives me nightmares.

On top of NyQuil is ShotGlass. She's a no nonsense type gal, short and to the point. S.G. normally hangs with a tough crowd, some Russian gangster dude named Smirnoff and a guy called Señor Patron. She is attracted to bad guys. When you see her appear at parties you know some serious shit is about to go down.

Then, there is Northern. He is the step-brother of Kleenex and Puff. While I like Kleenex and Puff, they are a tad bit sheltered and spoiled. They live in a box only wanting to come out when someone is running away. Now Northern, on the other hand, will do anything. He cleans up the shit without complaining. Strong and silent, that's the man for me.


Then there's Book. Silent and comforting, a true friend. Problem is, in my drug induced haze I didn't understand a word she said.

9 comments:

Neen said...

You. Crack. Me. Up. !!!

Feel better :)

She who said...

ECM,
I am so sorry that you are still sick. I hope it isn't the Creeping Crud. The Crud is truly evil.

Congrats on the nomination. I'm proud of you gal.

jack's utter lack of surprise said...

i'm completely sympathetic. i'd been so congested all week that i had trouble breathing which really isn't all that fun when you are trying to keep 20 boisterous 6 and 7 year olds in line. hope you feel better soon!

MrOrph said...

Feel better soon!

I am afraid that from what you write, you've been in the NyQuil. It takes one to know one.

We'll be scheduling a NyQuil intervention in the neat future.

You take care.

Anonymous said...

Too funny! But I thought I was the only one Nyquil gave nightmares to.

Kristi, who forgot her blogger login info.

lcsa99 said...

I am glad the cold hasn't affected your sense of humor :)

Asthmagirl said...

You poor dear... you sound dreadful. Maybe your keyboard had the crud too?

Thanks for introducing us to your friends. Now keep them away from me. They are not the kind of folk one wants visiting for an extended length of time!

Feel better soon!

Anonymous said...

My parents introduced me to Todd, who goes by the lovely nickname of Toddy, when I was young and had a VERY nasty cold. I have been a fan of Todd ever since, because I agree--Vick is a lying, cheating, jerk. Spend my money on him and where does he leave me but miserable. At least Todd (who has now learned to fly solo under the nickname of Gentleman Jack) is true-blue.

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