3/18/08

FUBAR!

Do you ever have one of those days? You know the kind of day where nothing turns out right. Everything is fubar.

I had one of those days. I was trying to make this recipe. I have made it numerous amount of times. Like a bazillion times. It shouldn't have been a problem. Right?

I added all the ingredients. Followed the directions, but the cookie dough turned out crumbly and dry.

Everytime I used my cookie cutter (a bistro shot glass), the cookies crumbled.
>add whatever joke you like here<
Yes, that's my little, tiny, childlike hand.

I didn't want to throw away the cookie dough. So, I rolled it out on some parchment paper and baked it anyways.



And then I looked around. There was cookie mixture on the floor.


Ooops. I turned Big Bertha on too fast with just the cornmeal/flour mixture in the bowl. POOF!

More mess.

Even more mess on the cutting board.

Like any on-the-wagon soda drinker. I promptly fell off just looking at all the mess I had made.


There was a light at the end of the tunnel. The cookies turned out nicely. But I still told the sous chef it was "you're the chef night" because the was no way in hell I was going back in the kitchen.

I snuck in later that night and made myself an omelet with asparagus and potatoes. The omelet turned out beautiful. So maybe it wasn't such a bad day after all.

7 comments:

Big Boys Oven said...

hahahha looks like you are having fun!

Asthmagirl said...

The omlet looks great! It must be nice to have a sous chef to make dinner!

And I hate it when a cookie recipe goes wrong... but what's with the soda? It's not even diet???? Diet Dr. Pepper is the bomb!

Mayberry Magpie said...

Oh, I could soooo eat that omelet right now. The things you "whip up" would be a production for me.

Mayberry Magpie

She who said...

ECM,
Looks like the messy, messy boys have been visiting you. Tag, you're it, you get to keep them. Tee Hee.

White On Rice Couple said...

Those cornmeal sugar cookies are so different! Thanks for the link, but sorry about your cookies. It's one of those things that just makes you a better cook. But I do love your global knife, it just shines amidst your busy cutting board.
The omelette with asparagus looks dynamite, so there was success in your kitchen today!

Suprina said...

That Omelet looks delish...I have messes like that in my kitchen all the time. It just means your an extra good cook...and just from looking at it you are....

Speaking of diet coke...I am trying to break my habit of Drinking 6 diet cokes a day...
Dr. Pepper though is my absolute Favorite soda...and just seeing that picture of it makes me thirsty.....

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