"Hey Hon. Guess what tomorrow is?" I asked him while we were watching Goat at soccer try-outs.
"Friday." Rich gives me this look like, Duh!
"I know it's Friday! But what's the date tomorrow?"
"The fourteenth." He tells me, getting annoyed.
"Yup. It's the fourteenth but what's the date?"
"March fourteenth." Now, he's giving me the you have lost your mind look.
"And March is what month of the year?" I'm prompting him. By now all of you know where I am going with this but he's lost.
"The third month."
"So, the date is?"
"Threeeee fourteen." Now I'm giving him the Duh! look. "Three fourteen. You know pi. Three point one four. Pie day."
"God, you're a dork! Only your mind would work like that. So what kind of pie are you making? It better be......."
To be continued.