2/8/08

Grain Of Salt...

I'm going to take a page out of asthmagirl's playbook and tell you why I think February is turning out to be such a crappy month.

1. I ran out of tea this morning. Crap!

2. My sister and niece moved out. Everybody says "That's great. Two less people you have to worry about." If it's so great, why do I miss them?

3. Have you seen the news in the past two days? What is going on? I just want to stay inside and hide with an cache of automatic weapons and canned food and no running water. Stinky but not so crappy.
4. My car was broken into last Friday. Crappy but no big deal until...

5. My other car was broken into last Saturday. Yup, you read that right. Two cars in two days. When I called the cops I was told, "Please file your report online." This is why I didn't report the first car being broke into because I knew that was going to happen but when the second car was broken into that shows a pattern of escalating behavior. "Please file your report on line" Kiss my ass. This is why I pay an enormous amount of taxes so you can do your job. I'm not a cop or a police dispatcher or a community service officer, it's not my job to fill out police reports! Reason #1542 why SPD sucks and why there is so much crime in my hometown. The cops don't give a shit! *I'm a little angry

6. Three of four little sous chefs are grounded. Their apathy still amazes and disgusts me after 4 days of stewing over their various crimes against each other. Sing with me...Crap, Crap, Crappy...

7. Did any of you notice I didn't blog that much about food this week. Sorry.

8. Blogger's spell check is still down. How can I write when spell check is down? I'm the world's greatasstastic speellerr and all.

9. I cooked some really good meals this past week....

meatloaf with twice-baked cheesy mashed potatoes and brussel sprouts with pancetta.... comfort food. What? My car(s) plural were broken into. You would eat high calorie food also, you know you would.

bbq pork tenderloin sandwiches, sauteed sea scallops on top of a bed of risotto, roast chicken and some other things but I don't have recipes for any of it! What kind of food blogger am I, anyways? A sorta good one because tonight I'm going to give you the recipe for the bbq pork sandwiches even if it kills me!

10. I have a pimple where Cindy Crawford has her famous mole. The only thing we have in common is our brown hair and eyes. Two more things I have to be angry about!
February is craptasic!

6 comments:

JPENG said...

aww...I'm sorry you're having a bad week. I've never heard of filing police reports online? Your food looks delicious btw. Hope ya feel better soon!

KreativeMix said...

sorry your week turned out so crappy.......... the food looks great to me :-) feel better!!!!

Asthmagirl said...

This too shall pass. Do you need to borrow my Chihuahua and have her do her dance? I promise you will feel better!

I would be thrilled for any recipes you care to give out.

Sorry about your sous chefs. My oldest was like that. No remorse.

Meg said...

Hope March is a better month than February! Just remember it is the shortest month of the year!

Suprina said...

Hi, I am a new reader to your blog and I am enjoying it very much. I too have 4 kids. I have 3 boys and one girl and one of my favorite things to do is cook.

I had a pretty crappy start to my 2008 all together. On Feb. 2nd, I found out that I am loosing my favorite Aunt to Lung Cancer. They don't expect her to make it to the end of the year...

I am going to be adding you to my daily read...

I would 'kill' okay maybe not 'kill' to have your bbq pork sandwiches recipe. BBQ is one of our favorite things in this house.

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