1/8/08

I Just Found Out I'm Married To Anthony Bourdain

Guess what? I'm secretly married to Anthony Bourdain. Not really, but let me explain. While watching last night's new No Reservations:Singapore, Tony (I can call him that now because you know I'm secretly married to him!) went to a reflexologist Master Soon. After he was done he said that his lower back felt better, that's my husband, Rich. Then Tony said his rotator cuff injury felt better, now wait a second, Rich blew out his rotator cuff playing baseball. Then Tony said the ultimate... "I'm a one nostril kinda guy." And now he could breathe better after he was done with his visit, then he inhaled through his nose. Rich can only breathe through one nostril too.

Holy Shit! Anthony Bourdain is my husband!

Who Knew?

*they even have the same toes.


4 comments:

jack's utter lack of surprise said...

ah, but is your husband a former heroin addict who consumes mass amounts of alcohol?

Krysta said...

Nope, never has done a drug in his entire life, not even smoking pot! But he has and once in a while still does consume massive amounts of alcohol! It was the nostril comment that threw me and my husband into hysterics!

jack's utter lack of surprise said...

Yeah. It is a pretty weird coincidence. Haha. But it seems like you got the better half of the equation, what with not marrying a junkie and all.

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