So here's the deal... about two weeks ago I won a "guess the photo!" contest over at Undomestic Diva's blog. My prize was the thong you see in the photo. Dubious novelty underwear, you gotta love it! I e-mailed Megan "undomestic diva" and asked her how she felt about trying out a little chain letter, social experiment, meme, where's the thong? type deal. She said sounds fun. Here's what I'm proposing...
If the winner of our contest has a blog.
1.) Have a contest. The thong is the prize.
2.) On your contest post, include links to all other previous "winners" and the rules so they will hopefully hold a contest to pass along the thong.
That's it!
Now if you don't have a blog, it's all good.
1.) Pass the thong around like a white elephant gift. Eventually it will get to someone who has a blog.
2.) And give us an update of where the thong is at, maybe even a picture!
We're just curious to see how many blogs it can reach. Now about my contest...
If you have read my blog (you'll know a little about this) and for you those who haven't, check out the random eats label at the bottom of this post. Here's some back story. My four kids are always asking me "what's for dinner". If I'm in the shower, they ask me. If I was covered in blood and my arm was on the floor they wouldn't call 911, they would ask me what's for dinner. I decided I didn't want to lose my sanity so I started giving them funny disgusting answers, like snake eyes and gopher guts or toilet water surprise.
My contest is for you to be Evil Chef Mom and fill in the blank...
Kids:"Hey Mom! What's for Dinner?"
ECM:"..........."
You can enter as many times as you want in the comments section. Whatever answer I think is the funniest and most creative wins! You have until Tuesday January 29 11:59 PM PST to enter and you, too, could be the winner of the Traveling Starbucks Thong.
*photo by undomestic diva*if you want to keep the thong, by all means do!
*undomestic diva is also having a summer internet not-a-book club club. if you think this sounds like fun, let her know you're interested.
11 comments:
Kids: "Hey Mom! What's for Dinner?"
ECM: "Poop on a platter" (As my husband likes to tell the kids everytime they ask the dreaded question.)
"You. I've decided to give cannibalism a try. Who wants to be the appetizer?"
I tell my daughter the same thing each time, but she always asks...
My response: Beet Chutney with pine nuts.
"Hey Mom! What's for Dinner?"
ECM: Whatever you are cooking!
Hi,
I have a couple for my kids.
1. Food. Kids-What kind of food?
Cooked Food. Kids-What kind of cooked food? Alphonse.
2.Children, roasted with garlic. [You can never have too much Garlic. (I married a Greek)]
3. Skata mi fleedes. (Phoenetic Greek spelling) Translation: SH$$ with Fleas.
Q"Hey Mom....what's for dinner?"
A"Whatever is marked January in the refrigerator...and take that thong back to ECM....it's not a slingshot."
Kids: Hey Mom, what's for dinner?
Me: What makes you think Mom's in charge of dinner? Do I look like I went to college, then worked my butt off for 20 years for a despotic boss, then slaved for three more years to get a master's degree so that I could be in charge of dinner? Did I raise you to swallow ever gender stereotype perpetuated by a patriarchal society? Do you think . . .
Kids: Nevermind.
Sorry. Existential rant. I do that sometimes.
LOVE the starbucks baristas with the thong. OMG they must have thought you were so cool and totally NUTS at the same time.
I don't want the thong back, but I can't resist adding my two cents:
KIDS: What's for dinner?
ME: Shit. I knew I was forgetting something.
MH
www.undomesticdiva.com
most common answers here are:
1. A glass of water and a look around
2. Pickled Snakes Hips
My mom always used to say :
Pig Shit and Honey
Where it came from I have no idea, but it made us go away and be quiet.. scared probably one day that she wouldn't be teasing!.. The look on my kids' faces was priceless when she tried it on them for the first time.
Nursey...why did you leave your comment for so late? That would have gotten an honorable mention just for the honey part!
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