I guess Tami didn't want her house egged. Darn, I was looking forward to some mischief. She decided to redeem herself and avert a crisis by bringing over some vodka and soda. That will teach her to offer someone a drink and never give them one! But, she called me on my bluff, because included with the vodka and soda was a carton of eggs.
" If you still want to egg my house, there's some eggs in the bag also." Tami said," but I'll know who did it."
" Oops. I guess I shouldn't have wrote about that." I told her.
I just realized I was a bad hostess too. I didn't even offer her a drink. If my house gets egged in the next few days, I'll know who did it.