I've Got Mad Math Skills. Sorta.

"Hey Mom, what's for dinner?"
"What kind of food?"
"Really good food."
It's like "Who's On First" with Abbott and Costello.
I started thinking how many times I've had this conversation, and it gives me a migraine. I need a PhD in mathematics to figure it out. Four to five times a day, multiply that by 365 days a year, plus how many years I've lived and how many years I hope to live. Oh, and for extra credit, multiply that by how many times that it has been asked around the world. The answer is..."LET'S DRIVE YOUR MOM CRAZY!"
"Hey Mom, Why are you in a ball, in the corner, mumbling to yourself? We're hungry. What's for dinner?"